Holiday To-Do list.

It's official. We're less than 3 months away from Christmas.

Less than 3 months from trimming the tree.

Less than 3 months until Charlie Brown Christmas and Rudolph and all the good, old programs come on TV.

Less than 3 months until the holiday party season.

Less than 3 months to shop for gifts for the ones you love.

Less than 3 months to save for those gifts.

Less than 3 months to get cocktail dress ready.

So what does that all mean? Obviously, we have to start the pre-season diet and exercise plan so that you look perfect in that LBD that you'll never actually wear to a single holiday party.

We also need to get a shopping list going so we know what we want to get for whom--then never look at it again or lose it in a pile of junk mail.

And we have to start saving all our pennies so we can buy gifts for other people and somehow end up keeping 30% of it for ourselves (I mean, we do have good taste), thus having to go shopping again for the people who no longer have gifts. That's not cheap.

Getting ready is lots of work and we have no time to waste, so let's get started. Cheers.


Looks like a fancy Christmas paper napkin, doesn't it?

Pre-season shopping and workouts to you and yours,
xo

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