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God-approved impulse shopping.

Impulse spending is a funny thing. It can make you feel so good and so bad all at once.

As you stare into the bright lights of your computer screen, you innocently decide to click over to your favorite guilty-pleasure website. For me, it's nearly always anything to do with skin care products. 
You spend unholy amounts of time reading product descriptions and reviews.  Add to cart. Add to cart. Add to cart. View cart.
Hmm...
Remove from cart. Remove from cart.
Hmm... no, go back and Add to cart.
Repeat 3-5 times.
Eventually you settle on those perfect items that you NEED. YOU REALLY NEED THEM. Because this one uses acid to burn off all your wrinkles and this one will moisturize your chemically burnt face! After only 8-12 weeks and $130, you will look 0.0009% younger. Totes worth it.
So you checkout, entering the credit card number you know by heart, then, holding your breath for just a half-second, you click the "Finalize your order" button.
The adrenaline rushes. So happy! And, what el…