Snooty Things

I aspire to be snooty. If you, too, aspire towards great snootiness, here are some things I suggest:

  • Listen to classical music or this radio station
  • Pretend you're French. Oui, oui.
  • Wear blazers.
  • Eat off of your china.
  • Own, and wear, pearls.
  • Drink champagne out of crystal flutes.
  • Be fabulous.

This is an evolving list. I'm always open to suggestions for things we can do to further enhance snootiness. If you have any fabulously snooty ideas, share them with me. Together, we can do it.


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