Secret code.
Want to know what people use as code for "I don't like your baby's name"?
What's her name?
Sutton Jane.
*pause* Oh. What are you going to call her?
(Alternative: Oh. What an interesting name.)
I think we're really serious about calling her Fred. Why do you ask?
Anyway, Fred is 5 months old today and I'm already looking for a pause button. She is a smiley, laugh-y, play-ey baby who wants to pull her mama's hair. (Perhaps I should call her Honey Boo Boo.)
We love her to bits and pieces.
One day I might even show you a picture of her.
Well fine, here's one, but I can't help it if she isn't overly interested in your curiosity to see her.
Happy 5 months to Patrick's and my finest collaborative work!
What's her name?
Sutton Jane.
*pause* Oh. What are you going to call her?
(Alternative: Oh. What an interesting name.)
I think we're really serious about calling her Fred. Why do you ask?
Anyway, Fred is 5 months old today and I'm already looking for a pause button. She is a smiley, laugh-y, play-ey baby who wants to pull her mama's hair. (Perhaps I should call her Honey Boo Boo.)
We love her to bits and pieces.
One day I might even show you a picture of her.
Well fine, here's one, but I can't help it if she isn't overly interested in your curiosity to see her.
"Thwarted!" |
She is beautiful and sweet and takes after her Mother. Too bad her Father is a jerk. #JQ
ReplyDeleteHi, "Anonymous." #JQ, indeed!
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