Secret code.

Want to know what people use as code for "I don't like your baby's name"?

What's her name?
Sutton Jane.
*pause* Oh. What are you going to call her?

(Alternative: Oh. What an interesting name.)

I think we're really serious about calling her Fred. Why do you ask?

Anyway, Fred is 5 months old today and I'm already looking for a pause button. She is a smiley, laugh-y, play-ey baby who wants to pull her mama's hair. (Perhaps I should call her Honey Boo Boo.)

We love her to bits and pieces.

One day I might even show you a picture of her.

Well fine, here's one, but I can't help it if she isn't overly interested in your curiosity to see her.

"Thwarted!"
Happy 5 months to Patrick's and my finest collaborative work!

Comments

  1. She is beautiful and sweet and takes after her Mother. Too bad her Father is a jerk. #JQ

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